Season 1, Episode 15: Hilda and Zelda: The Teenage Years
(Sabrina is giving her Aunts Hilda and Zelda outfits more suitable for their new teenage forms so that they will fit in at the concert.)
Zelda: (looks down at her bare stomach) My midriff is showing!
Sabrina: You’re sixteen; it’s okay.
Season 1, Episode 13: Jenny’s Non-Dream
(Upon discovering that she was a mortal in the other realm, Drell turned Jenny into a grasshopper. Skippy, who led Jenny into the other realm, looks rather down about the whole situation.)
Drell (to Skippy): Skippy, man, where do you pick up these strays? (pause) Aww, don’t look so sad … You know you can’t have a mortal. You didn’t feed the last one.
Season 1, Episode 12: Trial By Fury
(Aunt Hilda, Aunt Zelda, and Salem are festively celebrating Cinco De Mayo.)
Sabrina: You guys are weird.
Salem: Well, excuse us for having fun!
Season 1, Episode 11: A Girl and Her Cat
(Aunt Hilda is very upset because Aunt Zelda has doomed them to a Christmas Dinner with Uncle Monty. She is frantically trying to convey that she wants Zelda to say no with hand motions and signs, but to no avail.)
Season 1, Episode 10: Sweet and Sour Victory
(Sabrina’s trophy has been calling her a cheater relentlessly, much to her dismay.)
Salem: Hey lay off, you gold-plated mantle warmer.
Trophy: Don’t start with me, tabby. I’ll take you out with a single blow!
Salem: Don’t mess with me!
Trophy: YOU’RE GOING DOWN!!
Sabrina: Stop it! Both of you!
Season 1, Episode 9: Geek Like Me
Zelda: (exits the linen closet, dragging out a suit of armour) And we are DEFINITELY getting rid of this!
Hilda: My cuirass! Where did you find it? You can’t throw that away!
Zelda: Oh, give me a break, Hilda! You haven’t used your cuirass in centuries!
Hilda: Ohhh, I was waiting for it to come back into style!
Season 1, Episode 8: Magic Joel
(Sabrina hands Aunt Hilda a red carnation that Joel gave her and walks off.)
Hilda: (turns the bud into a bouquet) Aww … I shouldn’t have!
Season 1, Episode 7: Third Aunt From the Sun
Vesta: Mortals have to work so hard for everything. Tends to make them bitter.
Sabrina: Oh, like my teacher Mr. Poole.
Vesta: Exactly.
Sabrina: What’d you do to him, anyway?
Vesta: Oh, I just gave him a twenty-four hour bug.
Mr. Poole: (fighting off a giant bug and screaming)
Season 1, Episode 6: Dream Date
Hilda: (twirls around with Salem in her hands)
Season 1, Episode 6: Dream Date
Hilda: We’re here. We care. And we have pie!
